DG.Z3Bo0oR
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 | | Subject: Dota Jokes xD Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:33 am | |
| Dota Jokes :]
Bradwarden and Pit lord had a child named Brad pit.
Don't blame strength hero players if they play stupidly, their intelligence gain is low.
Why only get 1 boot? If 1 is good, 2 is better? Nerubian Assassin has 6 legs - he needs 6 boots.
If you use Juggernaut's Blade Fury, then for the next few hits, he has
50%chance of missing his attack because he's still dizzy from all the
spinning.
If you are windwalking and get an invisibility rune. You disappear from Existence.
Roshan was a nerd, that's why until now everyone is still bullying him.
If you're Scourge all you have to do to win is to buy tangoes and eat the Tree of Life.
Meepo's clones get into fights about which one is the best.
Use BKB when about to suicide with techies you will not be killed..
Void doesn't care about fighting dirty. After all, he's faceless.
Mogul Kahn is never seen in competitive play. He was axed.
If your hero is repeatedly exposed to fire and cold spells for a certainperiod of time, it will get a status effect called 揊LU�.
If the game is not finished within 4 hours, two invulnerable GIANT
ICEFROGswill spawn at the middle of the map. One Icefrog will aim for
thethrone while the other will target the tree. Their movements
aresynchronized making sure that both the tree and the throne will
bedestroyed at the same time. When this happens, it抯 GG. Icefrog wins.
Ifyou equip six, level 3 Necronomicons and activate them
allsimultaneously, you抣l summon Warlock permanently as your second
hero.If done correctly, all Necro Books will disappear.
The ultimate spell against women, Silencer's Global Silence.
The chicken can be eaten to regen your hp.
Pudge's hook curves if u buy him loads of Int items. (His skill increases. Bend it like Beckham.)
Pudge is actually a woman cause 'he' is deadly as a hooker.
Dotais illogical. Each hero(mostly) has like 2 hands and everyone can
hold6 divine rapier or three broadswords. The only hero can do
thislogically is Pudge, since he has extra hands. Puck has none, so
doesJakiro. No, not broodmother cause although she has eight legs,
sheattacks with her mouth.
Pudge should not be able to use tangos, he's a carnivore.
Nevermore has a cousin named Nevermind and a son named Nevertheless.
Alchemist,Tinker,and Techies gets free stuffs from the secret goblin shops because they are all related to the owner.
Magina has a sister called Vagina.
Doombringer can run faster because it's painful to walk slowly on his own fire.
Easy way to win the game: Pick tiny, get bkb at level 16 and approach Roshan with avatar. Tell him that you're his son.
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Pinopi
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| | Subject: Re: Dota Jokes xD Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:33 pm | |
| .... Msg3at w dabasheh... mn ween copied? |
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DG.Z3Bo0oR
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| | Subject: Re: Dota Jokes xD Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:42 pm | |
| ty 3a zo2ak pinopi betdal zay a5ooy xD
bs 7abbet to share u and all DG memberz |
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Code.7
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| | Subject: Re: Dota Jokes xD Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:54 pm | |
| Hehe nice share .. ma fhemet no9hom bs fee ashya2 fhemetha  |
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DG.Z3Bo0oR
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DG.FeaR~LeSs
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Shux~Divester
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| | Subject: Re: Dota Jokes xD Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:21 am | |
| I HAVE SOME JOKES TOO, HERE GOES...Why you don't need to be afraid when attacking Axe?
Because he only counters "helix".
Why Magina can never learn how to spell?
Because he is using "spell shield".
Why Kunkka known as a pirate?
Because he is a "torrent" user.
How to make your dota hero travel faster?
Simple, you just "blink".
What is impossible thing that Zeus did?
He manage to "chained lightning".
What makes panda so amazing?
Because he can make "thunders clap".
Why Juggernaut can put a hell of a show?
Because he can make "blade dance".
What is the worst curse a dota player can give you?
"Curse of silent"
Why Tiny so famous among girls?
Because he can "grow" (If you know what I mean).
What's the most deadly insect in dota?
a "butterfly"Why is Rhasta dangerous in bed?
Because he got "shackles".BONUSHow does Chuck Norris uses Tango Of Essifation?HE EATS TREE OF LIFE!!!!P.s: Last one might be a copy but it's too damn funny (for me  ) |
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Code.7
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| | Subject: Re: Dota Jokes xD Sun May 08, 2011 7:26 pm | |
| Lol this tiny joke made me laugh.. lmao |
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